That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend

That moment when you are trying to answer to an intimate question

That moment when you wanna look like some movie star

Streisand, Cher and Lady Gaga died and went to paradise in front of God who was sitting on his throne…
 GOD: Welcome girls..,. Barbara, what do you have to tell me?
 BARBARA: I was a singer, I sold a lot of albums and I won many awards…
 GOD: Nice Barbara, and you Cher?
 CHER: I was a singer and an actress, I sold a lot of albums, I played in many films and I won several awards…
 GOD: Nice Cher… And you Gaga.. What do you have to tell me? 
LADY GAGA: You’re sitting in my chair.